Bible Told By Children

The Bible Told By Children

These descriptions were given by children from an

unknown Sunday School Class

· The first book of the Bible is Guinessis, in which Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree.

· Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

· Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.

· Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the Apostles.

· Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.

· Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.

· The 7th commandment is 'Thou shalt not admit adultery.'

· Joshua let the Hebrew in the battle of Geritol.

· David fought the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.

· Solomon has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

· Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

· The people who followed Jesus were called the 13 decibels.

· The Epistles were the wives of the Apostles.

· One of the opossums was St. Matthew.

· Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

· A Godly person should have only one wife. This is called monotony.

“unless you are converted and become as little children, you will by no means enter the kingdom of heaven.” 

-Matthew 18:3

God isn’t looking to strike down those with incorrect answers, he wants to lift up those with correct hearts.

I Love You,

Jonathan